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McMurray holds off Busch to win Nationwide race

HAMPTON, Ga. -- Jamie McMurray's first win of the season is making Kyle Busch wait for another try at Nationwide Series history.

Kahne bumps Busch for Atlanta Nationwide pole

Kasey Kahne was second in final practice at Atlanta Motor Speedway and he turned that into a pole run for Saturday's Great Clips 300.

Wise takes stock, gives NASCAR another try

HAMPTON, Ga. -- For Josh Wise, winning is the best medicine. He's certainly had his share of it: 2005 USAC midget national champion, 2006 USAC sprint car national champion, and a two-time winner of the prestigious Belleville Nationals midget car race.

Preview: Busch one victory from single-season record

Sam Ard didn't do it. Neither did Jack Ingram. Or Dale Earnhardt Jr. Or Martin Truex Jr. Or even Kevin Harvick.

Benton, RAB hope to build on Montreal victory

For a small, independent organization on a budget, it seemed like the smart move. Fly into Ottawa instead of more expensive Montreal, make the two-hour drive back to the Canadian capital city right after Sunday's Nationwide event at Circuit Gilles Villeneuve, and fly home at 6 the next morning. No one anticipated that they actually might win the thing, and driver Boris Said would want to take the entire team out to celebrate.

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Urban Dictionary

OMGIAGTD

OMG i am going to die

-walks in on parents doing it-

you: OMGIAGTD

Bodies

Useful in multiple situations. Often utilized in reference to a group of hot girls passing by or in your general area. It can also be used as a confirmation to questions or any positive situation.

1.) (attractive woman pass by man with friends) bodies!

2.) Hey are you still coming over tomorrow? bodies...

3.) i fucked this girl yesterday and it was bodies

andrea

Horrible

that girl is so andrea

Materiitis

A social life threatening disorder characterized by being a douchebag and a tool. Many times you are very small, with a large ego and very few friends, and are very annoying around girls. There is no cure

Matt suffers from Materiitis because he tries to be cool around girls, even though they think your your annoying.

Supriesed

When you get so surprised you can't, or temporarily forget how to speak, or can't move at all.

I was supriesed when my little brother walked in on me jerking off... He's scared for life now.

two girls one demon

the scene in the last exorcism where the possessed girl appears on the hotel room bed, and takes the sound girl and starts gropping the her, and ends up puking on her

One: last night was wild.

Two: what happened?
One: it was all good, then it went all two girls one demon

Two: Woah, that kinky .

Kitty

The girl next door. She is gorgeous smart and funny. Nobody can help but love her. She knows how to control how people se her and is friends with all kinds of different people. Even her imperfections are described as perfect. Her signature is her nails.

Wow. I've never met anyone who was such a Kitty.

Beautimus

A person that is very beautiful. And gorgeous.

It is a combination between the two.

Christian LeGrand is sooo beautimus.

North Shore Scum

A group or community of people living in the northern suburbs on Sydney. the area suffers from a gas that seems to infect the local population. common side affects of this gas include homosexuality, having a negative IQ and generally being a douche. areas such as greenwich and Lane Cove are the most affected, and the local population can hardly be recognised as human beings.

.....its at the corner of fuck off and you North Shore Scum

upgrayyed

When a man or woman, who was notorious for dating unattractive people, suddenly finds themselves in a relationship with someone much more attractive than their previous partners.

Jim Bob is no longer dating Sarah, he's with Jen. Total upgrayyed.

Snazzy Napper

While your partner is sleeping you drop a load on their face. Then you place the sheet over their face so that it sticks to their face thus resembling a Snazzy Napper.

My girlfriend was more interested in taking a nap than blowing me. So I gave that bitch a Snazzy Napper!

L.S.D.

Lets skate dude

Dude! L.S.D.!!!

Trap Thread

A facebook email/wall post written to you from a trap requesting that you see them in a social setting. A kind friend will usually comment on such a post with the words 'posting in trap thread' to remind recipient that they have been targeted by a trap.

Trap: Hey! We should totally do something friday nite!
Recipient of trap message: ok
Person 1#: Posting in trap thread
Person 2#: IT'S A TRAP

boner flinging

when you swing your dick around a piss comes out

Mike- Dude what the hell are you doing
Jim- I am boner flinging on you

Smirk

A conceited smile

person #1: Ooh, I won the game, what ya gonna do about it?
person #1 smirks

me: That smirk on your face is driving me crazy. You know what?!!! Get the smirk off your face!!

Waba strip

The correct way to refer to a "power strip", or electronic device, manufactured in the shape of a strip, used to make one outlet in a veritable strip of sockets.

Have you seen Dan Shea's waba strip, Tous? I know you used it to hook up your amplifiers at Katie Benface's birthday. He want's to plug in his betamax and tv at the same time and he's wicked pissed.

iFreudian slip

When your iPhone or other on-screen keyboard mistakes what you are trying to type, possibly revealing your subconscious emotions.

A: I got your email, but what do you mean by "Pet me now!"?

B: WHAT? Oh, I was trying to write "Let me know!" iFreudian slip.

A: You mean to tell me you secretly want me to pet you?

B: No... what are you talking about? It was my keyboard.

A: But that's what a Freudian slip is: you unintentionally say something that reveals your true emotions.

B: Yeah but I said *i*Freudian slip.

A: What?

B: *i*Freudian slip. Look it up on urban dictionary.

A: ...

You're an idiot.

Poon Dawgin'

Much like Poonin', Poon Dawgin' is used to describe one who is an accomplished poon hunter on a poonan hunt. A true Poon Dawg is one who can effortlessly collect poon.

nigga be Poon Dawgin' these bitches like there's no tomorrow

faggart

a combination of a fag and a fart used wen some one is beiing a totall ass

"You are sucha faggart....... get out of My way" said: tatianna

Zamazamafun

Fun squared.

We didn't just have fun... WE HAD ZAMAZAMAFUN!!!

Sailwhore

One who befriends yachtowners to go sailing regularlary without acquiring their own craft.

That sailwhore only love me for my boat

Going to Israel

When two Jews hook up.

Joel: Hey, Laura, did you hear that Rebecca and David went to Israel last night?

Laura: Yeah, they've been going to Israel for a week now. It's strange because David is usually a blonde chaser.

supersoaked

Jizzing all over partner like a water gun, but in the past tense.

I supersoaked a girl the other night, her mouth was delicious.

Goochhole

From the word "Gooch", and "Rectal Cavity." The massive anal ripping and plushy gooch meat ripping from, an anal sodimy. Derived from 2010 prison slain.

That brother got a goochhole from that buttfucker!!

throwing shit at shit

National past time of young angry men in the middle of nowhere. Involves throwing one article of shit at another article of shit which generally remains a stationary target.

Hey bro, finish that brewsky and put it down so we can throw rocks and sticks at it until it breaks. Then let's throw shit at that sign over there. Fuck, you throw like a girl.

Hey man, croquet is for fags, let's play a good ole' game of throwing shit at shit

Cordened Off

An unfortunate occurrence where an area or room becomes inaccessible due to a certain portly 'comedian' standing in the entrance and or exit routes.

Gary: Hey man, you gonna go check out the buffet?

Frank: That's a no can do on that one, that area's been Cordened off.

Dempsey.

- A big fat asshole who looks like a giant fucking dick with a turtle shell on his back and a dick in his ass.

- Is a dick. Enough said.

Guy 1: Big hairy scary gay Gary Dempsey the douchebear gave Drew Bisson a big fat load in his ass.

Guy 2: Yep. That sounds like Gaybear dempsey.

Shiggles

1)a combintation of the two words Shits and Giggles,
which means just for fun and no purpose. used to help explain why you did a ceratin thing, when you honestly dont know why you would ever do that to begin with.

2)A nickname/ slang term for a person who does random things for no apparently reason all the time. not necessarily a bad thing, but sometimes can have the connotation of a clutz or girl who does the most random crap you can think of.

1) Jon: dude, want to start a band?

Josh: sure, but neither of us have musical talent or time...

Jon: yeah, we can just do it for fun though

Josh:yeah, just for shiggles

2) Adam: dara, why on earth would you put your hampster in a microwave?!?

Dara: idk... XD

Adam: *sigh* ur such a shiggles.

paw

slang for father

Dear Paw, I'll be home soon. Don't warn mom.

Tactical Cab

After a night of partying, a tactical cab must be called to bring your drunk ass home safely.

Yo Johnny i was soooo smashed last night that i had to call to tactical cab...it was the only way man.

Canadian Calzone

The act of placing chewing tobacco inside the foreskin of ones penis and having sexual intercourse with a nice young female.

Wow that girl's such a poor sow, she let that guy take her out for a Canadian Calzone on the first date.

mashup

awesome music that combines two popular or two unpopular songs into one, creating a completely new, more interesting song.

So Sick of Rylynn featured at mashupsongs . org

Missy

Loveable sweet girls who love to have fun and allways the life of a party. Very sexy . Girls are often jelouse of them!

Holy see that sexy missy at the party last night

Pokedate

When two pokemon nerds go on a date, or when you avoid social environments to play pokemon.

"hey you going to homecoming?"
"Can't. I got a pokedate that night, My charazard is almost to level 100."
*slap!*

qazxcdew

the word formed by making a box pattern on the leftmost side of the keyboard. Frequently used by faggots as passwords.

Guy: Hey what your password?
Fag: It's qazxcdew.
Guy: Wtf?
Fag: Just make a box on the left side of the keyboard.
Guy: Oh, you really are a complete faggot, you have been since the 5th grade.

camerosexual

One who likes to poop out peanuts. Camerosexuals are very friendly, and only bite the first few days you have them. After time, they get more comfortable, and will be your personal passionate lover.

Did you see that camerosexual Blow mme(;

Crowgy

Developed as a word to define anything and everything. The word can mean anything you want it to mean, with the exception that the context that the word is used is a positive one.

The word can be a noun, verb, adjective or emotional response, but can only be used once in a sentence.

Ah man, thanks for that crowgy.

That was a crowgy party!

I lost my crowgy today!

ninja toes

the art of sporting socks with thong flip flops, which in fact look like the traditional footwear worn by Ninjas

at first glance he looked like a geek with his socks and flip flops on, but wait...don't ninjas wear stuff like that, he could know karate... he does have Ninja Toes!!

Zeather

two people who are inseperable and often talk of eachother in everday situations that have nothing to do with one another; Soul mates

-"Yesterday I went to the mall and bought a pretzal that was soo good"
- "Dude one time I went to the mall with ____ and they bought me a pretzal! :) :) :)"
- "thats so zeather of you"

TMO

Too Much Office. A quick response to anyone who states "that's what she said." in the normal course of dialogue. Usually this phrase is used to construe a crude meaning from the other speakers last statement and is a clear indication that they are heavily influenced by the Michael Scott character from the American television show, The Office.

A: God, I love watching Kobe shoot it in the hole.
B: Dude, that's what she said!
A: TMO, man.
B: Huh?
A: Too Much Office.
B: Oh, I see your clever play on words. I admire your wit, sir.

pre-sun poisoning

The dreadful feeling one gets when having to get up before the sun comes up.

She had to get up at 4:30 this morning to get ready for work. She wanted nothing more than to go back to bed. She was suffering from pre-sun poisoning.

Having to get up before the sun because of daylight savings time gave him pre-sun poisoning.

bunkitydank

either means something was really good, really bad, or a decent mixture of both.

have you ever met a Kelsie or a Nikki? they are so hot, they are bunkitydank!

vowager

A person who devowers and or bitches hard; beasts; beasting; someone who does something intensely

Tyler: that guy just beasted through those people
Janice: I know! What a vowager!

Skeezbucket

(n) an extremely skeezy person - most often male. A person who shares the combined features of Sketchy (dubious) and sleazy(dirty or vulgar)

I don't care how nice his car is, that skeezbucket wouldn't give me any of his pot and he still wanted a handjob.

Grandfather Stitch

The extra stitch added to episiotomy (taint) sutures to make the vagina just a little bit tighter after child birth.

â€œYou need to ask the doctor to give her a grandfather stitch to return that cooch to factory-new condition.â€

Aubrie

A funny, random, pretty girl who is very shy at first, but a firecracker when you take the lid off. She trys to be a good friend, but she doesnt always succeed at doing so. Shes not the brightest kid in the class but her personality makes up for it. Shes a very picky person when it comes to just about everything. Shes very impatient and indecisive which isnt always easy. She enjoys the beach, camping, traveling, driving, and hanging out with friends.

I'm in love with Aubrie.

club penguin

A fun little game where children can make a penguin, make new friends, and go on fun adventures.

go to clubpenguin.com
club penguin club penguin!
You might also want to see Panfu.

Jar Jar Binks

The alien from star wars who thinks he's black.

Jar Jar Binks isn't black

amfag

Acronym for All My Friends Are Gay. AMFAG is used when you think that all your friends are muthafucking homosexual.

Acronym for All My Friends Are Gay. AMFAG is used when you think that all your friends are muthafucking homosexual.

Doo Doo Boarding

Doo Doo Boarding is similar to the torture technique water boarding but instead of using a rag and water u simply put ur anus into the victims mouth and make sure u have consumed a massive ammount of chipotle, P.F. Changs and Taco Bell And maybe a little KFC To inhance Extra stanky doo doo butter A.K.A Diahrea The proccess is simple put ur anus into the mouth of the one being tortured and repeatally start dumpin ur doo doo sauce into the victims mouth and this will make her throw it back up into ur butt hole and repeat the process untill the victim speaks.-perfected by the old spice guy.

Johnny was totaly doo doo boarding his girlfriend untill she literaly barfed her own shit out because he found out she was cheating on him