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Browser: CCBot/1.0 (+http://www.commoncrawl.org/bot.html) IP: 38.103.63.59 Last visit: December 31, 1969, 07:00:00 PM Nascar news
Richard Childress Racing's No. 29 Holiday Inn Racing team has added reigning champion Clint Bowyer to its driver lineup for the 2009 Nationwide Series season.
Officials of Rusty Wallace Racing announced Monday that former Truck Series rookie of the year Brendan Gaughan will drive the team's No. 62 Chevrolet in the Nationwide Series in 2009.
Brad Coleman is returning to Joe Gibbs Racing to compete in the Nationwide Series in 2009. He will run a partial schedule alongside Joey Logano and Denny Hamlin in the No. 20 car.
The Scotts Miracle-Gro Company is the new sponsor of the spring Nationwide Series race at Bristol Motor Speedway.
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Not Safe For Republicans "This poster of Obama is NSFR" Kordanize /‘kərdənaiz/ (v.) past tense: Kordanized / past participle: Kordanized
1 In this country Ph.D is just a piece of worthless paper.If i were you i would kordanize.
an adjective describing something that scares the bejeezus outta you. I saw a ghost in my bathroom this morning, it was terifilicious. Drinking some alcohol before a party so as to enter the party already buzzed. Through this method, one can get drunk very quickly once he or she arrives at the party. I'm tired of this guy always preloading and pretending to be a lightweight. CARL spells out Catching All Red Lights. Living in major metro area I often get stuck on every possible red light so when friends ask me why am I late, I often reply with "fudging Carl!"
1. a term, coined by former russian president Vladimir Putin to describe russian political system, democratic governance with considerable level of control by the government.
"Sovereign democracy" is a Kremlin coinage that conveys two messages: first, that Russia's regime is democratic and, second, that this claim must be accepted, period. DHA: (Dumpy Hardcore Ass) is an acronym that refers to the saggy posteriors of female hardcore girls. These girls are usually seen hanging out in front of punk / HXC shows, and often wear jeans that are illogically too tight to conceal the dumpiness of their asses. Fortunately these girls are still a part of a subculture that has not broken into the main stream, therefore DHA's are rarely seen outside of their natural habitat. Kelly Osbourne has a DHA. The smoking of marijuana upon one's awakening, as in a Wake-n-Bake, but done beneath one's blankets, creating a tight, effective hotbox. Open up the Wake-n-Bake Oven, and you got BAKED GOODS, bitch! In music, specifically rock, when the lead guitar and rhythm guitar play in sync, usually during the chorus. The rolling thunder of Angus and Malcolm Young in "Shoot to Thrill" really kicks ass! a person of discernment, with good taste and/or sound ethics, who sees clearly the degenerate, embarrassing, destructive, trite, self-serving, stupid, poor quality, and/or offensive nature of a person, a behavior, a product or a social trend, and says so. The people who were 'haters' of:
While having sex, someone switches the meat on the other participant. My roommate and I took this girl home from the bar. I started having sex with her, then gave her the sneaky chef and my roommate finished it. A sloppy male with no real concern for his appearance. This apparent lack of concern is probably rooted in the “rurosexual’s†lack of interest in pursuing an attractive female. The “rurosexual†is just as interested in the less attractive females or, abandons the pursuit of human females altogether for the easier target of mid-sized farm animals.
Steve has really let himself go and he smells like a barn, I think he has become a rurosexual. The term "buttmuffin" is an affectionate term, a term of endearment, used to describe a person with a nice ass (usually a female) – the "butt" referring to ass, of course, and the "muffin" being a reference to a soft, sweet, sponge cake.
Suki said, "hey, buttmuffin", to Mikayla, as she walked into the room, and gave her sweet ass a lil squeeze. (n) - sexual act performed by one receiving fellatio in which the party getting blown extracts his penis from the mouth of the giver at the point of imminent ejaculation, aims and sprays the ejaculate onto the face of his partner, and then proceeds to throw a handful of chopped peanuts into the cum-glue while re-inserting the member into back the partner's mouth thus mimicking the appearance of a candied apple. This maneuver can prove ultimately difficult to perform due to scarcity of readily available chopped peanuts and the possibility of triggering a pesky allergic reaction to the nuts, or the cum, so vital to its success.
"I didn't get to go to the carnival last night, but I still got a Washington Candy Apple from your sister." Squeezing your Dong into the Cinnamon Ring of your hot girlfriend, Anal Sex, Mudding.
Kyle: "Hey baby, lets try anal sex."
(verb) the act of flicking or tapping ashes from the end of a cigarette "Don't ash on me" "I need to ash my cigarette" Anyplot - noun. A script that can be broken down into thematic elements, no matter what episode/show you are watching.
"The monster is going to grow big now, and they're gonna call their zords."
the area between and directly below a female's breasts. Not to be mistaken with cleavage. "I can totally see your burm." "Your burm is showing." "Stop stroking your burmal region." A term for a group of baboons. While on safari in Africa, we encountered a buttload of baboons. "Skills" said in Chinglish. Bitches aint got no skews! A Gorillian is, simply, one million Gorillas. The term was first coined by Jane Goodall as she was doing her research on primates. As she came across each Gorilla, she realized it would be most difficult to count the number of Gorillas she would be studying. That night Gorillian was invented. Did you hear that Gorillas have been removed from the endangered species list? They just reached a Gorillian! A Lincony is essentially an Abe Lincoln Pony. It is similiar to a centaur other than the fact that a Lincony has the body of a Pony and the head of our very own 16th President: Top Hat, Honest Abe, and All. The adjective "yummy" is added because the Lincony has the allure of a delicious meal. I must have been hallucinating on mind-altering drugs because I could have sworn I just saw a Yummy Lincony! zona is tona and will always be tona if u fuk wit dat bich ass nigga again, ill go zonatona on ya ass until u sufacate in it 1.wrong, 2.not right or fair, 3.messed up She is bone for stealing my seat!!
Lame wintard comeback.
> 8-bit packets? You need to brush up on 791 and 793.
A male from Ecuador. Andres Lara is from Ecuador Part of the rodent family, this under ground dwelling sea creature tends to habitually go to weak poker games:
ARRRGGH Look in the bushes its a dirty hairy blagota!!!
an ugly girl who is full of herself and cheats on her boyfriends. Victoria cheated on him? She also cheats on guys. Aquawhore is the lead singer for the most awesome band in the world, CVT. Aquawhore prefers to live life naked and full of doom. We’re not talking about gloom. Doom is dark but awesome. Aquawhore sings along with Jizzabelle, the other lead singer. The combination of these two voices and minds would end humanity, which is exactly the point. You have to be prepared to hear/see CVT. Their music is like no other. A typical show consists of teasing by Aquawhore and his properly placed duct tape, Jizzabelle, and the rest of the band. Rabid badgers complete the show, along with various medieval torture devices. Brain-melting guitar riffs, insane drums and beats and the most amazing lyrics you’ve ever heard are what you should expect. Once you listen to CVT, you’ll learn about Aquawhore’s biography, which includes a pool, chlorine tablets, flippers and his mission to leave this mudball (Earth). He is truly a nice, skin-peeling guy to have around. Glub Glub.
Wow, Aquawhore just hit me with a scissor kick to the right earlobe! CVT Rools! Someone who is in a bad mood all the time, or someone who hates fun. Person A: Why is it that whenever someone suggests something fun Mark shoots it down?
An additional commandment added by God which states:
You just went and stole the friend I wanted you jerk. You don't spoon another man's meat. That's the 11th commandment A plate tosser is a rarely used "derogatory" term towards Asians. It refers to the idea that Asians name their kids by throwing plates down the stairs and seeing what sound they make. Example of a plate tosser name: Ching Chong Ding 1. Lebron James signature move.
lebron crab dribbled then hit the game winning shot but was called for traveling.the official apparently did not know that he was lebron james. and therefore never travels. A toasted sandwich so good that you would rather have it than sex! Man, your girlfriend was shit in bed, unlike this sex toastie! A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool. Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"
A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population. Jim: Do you smoke weed?
1. No More Tiny Titties - An organization established by frustrated Asian men who have been plagued by the onslaught of the all too common tiny Asian breast. This organization was founded on the pact that women with a cup size of B or under will no longer be tolerated. - noun
1. After years of have nothing to play with other than just the nipples, Danny decided to enroll in the NMTT foundation through government sponsored healthcare.
Masturbating Indian style. Steve was Indian-styling when i came up stairs to use the phone. An incredibly shit style of dancing that makes you look like a complete twat Shannon: I've been practising my shuffle
A woman with an unbearable, shrewish, pain in the ass nature. In other words, a bitch or a harridan, especially a somewhat unappealing one. Ann Coulter has a new book? How can people stand that harpy, much less read her book?! when an image has to potential to be enhanced by manipulation through photoshop it has photoshopportunity.
Google image search is a goldmine of comedic photoshopportunity. Alternate spelling of smuggary. Unbearably smug; full of oneself beyond compare. Her "I'm the Queen" attitude reeks of smuggery. Alternative term for white knighting. http://www.threepointstance.us/tps/showthread.php?t=30228 Quit Knepping on that chick brah. a game played mostly by males in which (when someone farts) someone calls "doorknob" and beats the shit out of the farter until he or she passes out or touches a doorknob... the farter can call "safety" to keep from getting the shit beat out of him or her. SITUATION 1:
Cocaine You got dat suga snack. male specimen suffering of extrme adiction to glukrosa, homless, messy hair now and then some lices.
dR.Kro takes care of ibra, and takes him to the candy mountain A small, christian college in Marion, Indiana. Not the best surrounding town but good school. I go to Indiana Wesleyan University! 1. Acronym for All Ladies Shaved.
Excuse me porn store clerk, could you please tell me where the ALS section is? When you can't believe something happened the way it happened. Are you kidding me? Like really? Do you knowww who I am? Swedish Family Guy character appearing in 2 episodes of season 9: Love Blactually, and Tales of Third Grade Nothing.
Peter: This is gonna be harder than beating shpoopel champion Fjurg Van Der Ploeg at a game of Shpoopel!
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