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Brad Keselowski was already a three-time winner when he raced in the inaugural Nationwide Series event at Iowa Speedway last year.
Dover Motorsports, Inc., announced Wednesday that its wholly owned subsidiary, Gateway International Raceway, has notified NASCAR that it will not seek 2011 sanctions for its two Nationwide Series and one Camping World Truck Series races.
When Nationwide Series races get to the beating and banging and spinning out and conflicts and pit-road confrontations, other drivers would be wise to not try to start anything with Michael Annett.
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The area between the two orifices of your mouth--between your nose and your mouth. I shaved my face taint yesterday, my moustache was starting to look scraggly. A reference to semen inside a male's pants or shorts that results from a close encounter with a stripper (lap dance) or other exciting moment that resulted in one "jizzing in their pants". Usually leaves a wet spot visible from outside the clothing, and can often be felt inside the pockets. As in "Wow, that girl was so hot! I just dropped a pound of pocket jelly thinking of her!" While under the influence of alcohol or any other substance, you attempt to do your best somersault on a carpeted floor.
Person 1: Duuuuuude I'm so drunk, I think I wanna do a betty roll! A section on Providence with a high population of Italians OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! where u from? answer North Provolone A person who claims military heroics or credentials, but either exaggerates his service or never served at all. Often supported by the anti-war left until caught. Most famously used by Rush Limbaugh during a 2007 radio show Jesse MacBeth is the most famous phony soldier, who claimed he served in Iraq, but lasted only 44 days in basic training. Term used by Latino gang members to define Crip gang members in South Los Angeles. Did you see that Cripo go by? Apecot is a term used to describe an issue or situation that is both epcot and apeshit.
"Dude, my old lady went ballistic on me when I got home from surfing Trestles. What an Apecot day!" When you have that feeling that you are about to sneeze, so you make the stupid face like you are about to orgasm, and you sit there and wait, and wait, maybe stare at the sun or do a couple quick sniffles hoping to hurry the sneeze up.... and then you lose it. And it hurts and it sucks and your life is ruined. Yo dog I felt a little tickle right above my sick moustache so I prepared myself for this epic sneeze, I mean I had on my O-face, lookin up in the sky just waitin for the magic to happen, and then.... nothing. I got blue nose! A nickname for a menacing redhead. The nickname takes into account their Scottish heritage. Used primarily as a deterrent in prison rape scenarios. After all, who wants to pick on someone man enough to sport the name "Shortbread." Oh shit... here comes Shortbread. Don't move. A term to describe a huge load of semen.
I can't wait to batch in your clean, smooth, bald pussy. half human, half dog hybrid. Latin: Dumpus Maximus. General features include smelly mustache, large underbite, matted hair, beady eyes (compare to Ewok). Knows English fluently, always has to poop. Overall generally lazy and gumpy. Come here Dumpuss, you gotta go poop? The second-hardest thing in the world may be getting a New Yorker to move to Chicago, but the hardest thing in the world is getting him to move back.
New Yorker, on being told he is moving to Chicago: No! the sexual act performed by a male in the university of wisconsin whitewater's mascots costume, willie the warhawk. Back when peter was Willie he gave the best hawkjobs ever! A big meal after lunch but before dinner. Lets get together and have an alunch at 2'oclock.
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Bcheese: Dood?! Should I go yell "How Much?" to those babes down the street? A British actress who appeared in a number of stage plays and films with supporting roles, before being cast as Kirsty in the horror film 'Sparrow' released in 2010. Sarah Linda is an actress. Appeared in Noel Clarke's 4, 3, 2, 1 with a small role... 1. A fat whore who sleeps with married men and sales drugs and her body.
Person 1- Hey did you go see yasmin
Calling geeky yet strangely sexy tech support guy to fix your PC Darn it my PC has crashed... On the bright side I'll give hot tech support guy a rebooty call A brain disorder. Contrary to popular belief it is not something that can be controlled by good parenting, though that may help. It is something one is born with in which the brain literally cannot empathize. They can think only of their own emotions and are often blunt and/or spiteful to others. These people are often thought to be involved in school shooting]s, serial killing, and other criminal activity]. The perfect example would be the character Angelina Jolie played in the movie Girl Interrupted.
Anti-Social: Where were you these last two weeks?
it be a small village just outside the city of Lisburn, in Northern Ireland. Mostly known as a farming community, so there are lots of cows, there are even a fews horses here and there.
Jerry the Petrologist: i think i might go to Stoneyford, in Northern Ireland for a short hoilday, it sounds like an excellent place to go see some mighty fine looking rocks! A strategy used by guys for picking up chicks on the beach in which one guy sends the stud in your group on a long bomb route and throws a football into a large group of hotties. The guy running the route will be forced to dive into the group to make the catch, thus landing face-first in the sand. The hotties will be both impressed by his remarkable athleticism and concerned for his safety. Your buddy will return to your beach house with the group of hotties, thus allowing you to pick off one of the looser chicks. This technique was popularized in American Pie 2.
Tom: Justin! Go deep!
the peak of awesomeness; the awesomest thing ever The new movie was the loo. A cheerleader is normally thought of as a blond bimbo with giant boobs. That's not true. I'm a cheerleader and I'm in all honors classes and getting straight As. Cheerleading is a sport that requires you to work hard. I do a hundred sit ups and pushups a day and I'm a flyer. Cheerleading is also about trust. I have to trust people I just met to throw me up in the air and then catch me. In two weeks I hyper extended both of my knees because of cheerleading. We have to jump, dance, yell, and lift people up in the air. Cheerleaders have to have strength, balance, and flexibility. Everyone thinks cheerleaders are popular but in my school we are made fun of. I also personally believe in no sex till marriage so not all cheerleaders are sluts. Cheerleading is hard and I would love to see anyone who has never cheered try and do what we do. It is not easy. Cheerleaders work really hard to get what they want. this difinition is commanly used when the name of the television remote suddenly seems to escape your mind. Mostly used by forgetful, idiotic, coach potatoes which are to lazy to get up and reach for the remote or are to unpatient to wait until the items actually name returns to them. This is usually the last resort of what someone would and could ever call their TV remotes.
coach potato blob boy: MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where's the....umm....the.....you know...the, it has buttons.
Gim: Describes someone that is really creative, joyful, friendly, sociable, intelligent, and laid back. Also represents a state of mind: calm, fun and cheerful. Gims enjoy people, and life in general. They are optimistic and everyday normal cool people.
1- You are such a Gim! (Used when one does something really nice or really silly).
Quickly eat a deluxe burrito then throw it back up into a girl's vagina. He's so hot, he pulled a New York style burrito on me!
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HIT ME AGAIN TUBESOCK LETS GO!!! Wine party for one. The kind of days that no one cares to pay attention to you and you would like to escape with an elegant glass of Franzia, straight from the box. The only absolute solution to depression. McDonalds ran out of McFlurry's today and no one will come over and watch Grey's Anatomy with me, it's time for a WP41. A group of Marines that have the physical features of greek gods. Able to lift heavy objects unlike there inferior aviation counterparts. Pose a seroius health threat to any one who desicrates there creed or makes any attempt to sabotage there wings or comes within 5 feet of them. Known for producing sticky green tape and wraping up there victims in the form of mummys, then beating there legs. If you dispute this definition please visit your local Aviation Ordnance shop and file your complaint, IYAOYAS.
Have you seen LCpl smuckatellie? No, he went to ordnance to file a complaint yesterday. Its when your butt-crack itches and you try to scratch it by scooting around in your seat because you dont want anyone to see.
Frank: All man look at that guy, does he have terets? When Lucifer was banished from heaven he walked across the earth to get to hell. During his journey, as he walked, an onion grew in his right footstep and a garlic in his left. This walk shaped his vision of hell. While walking he felt the pain of losing a close companion or friend, the Lord. From this he imagined the 7 layers of hell, each level represented a way the great and all might lord had hurt and betrayed him. Thus the lord, God, through Lucifer created the ultimate suffering for man, Hell. The journey started on what we know as Dec 16 and continued through Dec 24. This epic didn't just shape heaven and hell but shaped the suffering we all face on the earth. Today has felt like the walk of the red dragon. A twist on the houdini caused by intoxication. When having doggy style sex, just prior to climax the guy pulls out and then proceeds to cum on the girls back so that she turns around and then he spits right in her eye.
Tim: I wanted to pull the houdini on Amy last night, but I was so drunk I accidently spit in her face instead of blasting her there with my man gravy. a remix which includes three artists. Dayumm that threemix wit 50, lil wayne n eminem is tighttt =D Sex needed when is particularly grumpy, stressed, or aggravated. Lynn came home from work very aggravated. Chris decided she NEEDED a therafuck. He escorted her to bed and therafucked her brains out. Lynn was MUCH better afterward. To look at or gape. To stare in wonder. . . especially when relating to a person who is extraordinary in one way or another. Hey, Fatty! Now I want ya to gook on that. How ya reckon she even got that big booty in them there shorts? When you fuck an emo kid in the butt so hard that he starts crying and his mascara runs. Me and my boyfriend just left the Fall out boy concert. I fucked him with a dildo so hard I gave him a BP Oil Slick. At any time of the day whether gettin fucked up nd wasted @ the bar, getting your grind on spitting game to some bitches @ the club, gettin high smoking a bowl w/ ur peeps, or just having the time of your life.. U say..... "It's Partyy Timeee Bitchezzz!!!" Hey, Johnny.. What Time is it???? "It's Party Time Bitchezzz!!!" verb: to stiff someone; bail or default on a promise. Derived from "left me up the creek without a paddle." An act demonstrating one as unreliable.
Me: Did Fred lend you the book you needed for your report? A blowjob given to create an obligation for the recipient to do a menial chore or a favor in return.
Girl #1: How can I get my lazy man to clean the bathroom every Saturday morning?
A one night stand that the other person doesn't know is definitely a ONE night stand. Man: "Why you calling me today, bitch? Did I forget to mention that last night was just a jump 'n dump? The sequel to Xbox 360 and PS3 game Call of Duty 4: Modern warfare, Modern Warfare is a game which is so broken, just by playing the online will automatically melt your Xbox/PS3 just by inserting the cursed game. This game has been unleashed on Adults and Children alike. When this game is played it instantly takes a day of your life. Gay Kid: When I'm older I'm gonna join the army rangers! I'm gonna run around with my akimbo rangers. Doesn't matter if I get shot, i'll just respawn! In the battlefield when I'm an army ranger i will camp! I love Modern Warfare 2 so much! Spot just outside the Watertower in Arlington, MA. Gandalf's Cave is marked by bio-hazard graffiti and the name GANDALF"S CAVE spray painted on the large rock. The spot is commonly used by thrill seekers looking get "sauced". If you are looking for Gandalf's Cave, you can look for the burned area and the trees that have been literally kicked down. They say if you get drunk enough you can see Gandalf himself wandering the area.
Dave: "Joe is absolutely hammered" when a guy is close to finish, he pulls out and yells "Arriba!" (hence, mexican) as he gives the girl a "Money Shot" (therefore, fireworks)
Girl 1: what was all that commotion from your bedroom? and what happened to your face? why is it sticky? Used to describe a leaf at dawn, in which dew is present on the leaf. That leaf is so dewey! a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe The occurance of multiple new sexual partners (female) upon the success of a single liasion.
Tom: "So, are you still sleeping with salad girl?"
MLITJ is a website made by people who go to Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology. This high school is rated as the number 1 public high school in the U.S.A., and is often locally considered a school for "nerds," due to the required entrance examination and application. The website, which can be found at www.mlitj.com, includes posts from the lives of TJ students that describe how their lives have been affected by TJ.
Today I only had one hour of homework for summer chem. I felt empty because I had nothing to study. a street name for K2 herbal incense, the synthetic cannabinoid that mimics the effects of weed. It's currently legal in most states. no bro, it's zohai, youre clear for the DT
n. A fucking ugly/hideous person. Jimmy: YO! Check out that fug! She is a -10 on the hotness scale, fo sho.
An expression used to call out hypocrites, including "environmentalists" with private jets, politicians who send their children to private schools while opposing measures to give other kids the same chance, or those who accuse others of racism while not hiring minorities. Hillary Clinton is basicallly proof of Do As I Say Not As I Do.
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