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Nascar news

Notes: Riggs, Allgaier, Wallace off to good starts

While the Sprint Cup Series and the Camping World Truck Series are at Atlanta Motor Speedway this weekend, the Nationwide Series has the first of six open dates on its schedule.

R3 Motorsports signs Coleman Pressley to multiple race deal

R3 Motorsports has signed driver Coleman Pressley to a multiple-race deal for the 2010 Nationwide Series season.

Westerman to partner with No. 40 for eight Nationwide races

Key Motorsports team owner Curtis Key announced Tuesday the return of Westerman Companies to the quarter panels of the No. 40 Chevrolet for eight Nationwide Series races in 2010.

Plattenberger named interim crew chief on No. 23

Steve Plattenberger has been named the interim crew chief for R3 Motorsports and the team's No. 23 Chevrolet in the Nationwide Series effective immediately. He replaces John Quinn, who is no longer with the team.

Slow stops on pit road can't keep Harvick from win

The best car in the Sam's Town 300 finally got to the front -- just in time to win the race.

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Urban Dictionary

Crock punch

an extremely hard punch delivered to the crotch area by and to a drunk.

"Dude did you see that? That guy just got Crock punched. Haha ya he wont be getting up from that."

Taint Blossom

A hairy taint.

The fur spins upward to look like it's blossoming.

Mentioned on Colbert Report

Can often lead to dingle berries.

Sir, I believe I see your Taint Blossom.

Lol corner

A specific corner where the activity of loling occurs.
The lol corner can also be expressed by the phrase "Get in the corner and lol", that corner therefore becoming the lol corner, the location where all future loling in a corner will occur.

The lol corner is usually expressed when engaged with a loved one and you are considering a sexual activity,
A. Make out
B. Run your hands over them
C. Get in the corner and lol.

Guy#1: "So what did you do with your girlfriend last night?"
Guy#2: "We decided to get in the corner and lol."
Guy#1: "So that corner is now your lol corner?"
Guy#2: "It most certainly is."
Guy#1: "You didn't want to make out?"
Guy#2: "No...the lol corner is more fun."

shloop

What you are doing right now if you are trying to figure out what the word SHLOOP means. I mean REALLY, is the Urban Dictionary the BEST place to learn the meaning of a word!?

You are SHLOOPING your time & intelligence by reading this right now!

You should SHLOOP back to what you were doing and stop looking up the word SHLOOP!

Don't you have anything better to do than to SHLOOP your time reading this?

Why are you STILL reading this? You are totally SHLOOPing your time. Go play Wii.

Browery

A location(oftentimes a bar)where straight dudes go to meet new straight dudes.

Dude, lets go down to that new browery and meet some new bros.

established

it's like accomplished, but it's established.
meant to be used in place of accomplished and yes.

Jimmy drops his pencil but somehow relieves it's fall by catching it with his foot.
Jimmy says : Pencil saving has been established

chocatanque

A huge bowel movement big enough to practically make your plumbing or septic tank crash. It is the combination of the spanish words choca - which means "hit" or "crash" - and the word tanque - which means "tank." Pronounced "cho-cah-tohn-keh"

"After Thanksgiving Dinner, I had to go to the bathroom and drop a big ol' chocatanque."

"Dude took a chocatanque so big that they had to call Roto-Rooter to fix the plumbing."

Horny-be

The colloquial term for the Australian suburb of Horsnby. Is often refered to when going to Hornsby Shops.

Sarah and I are heading up to Horny-be this avo.

Nicki Minaj

The best female rapper ever. Often called the femal version of Lil Wayne.

Nicki Minaj is the baddest bitch.

Gem Job

Is when you ask for your check at a restaurant and the server climbs up on your table and spells out your total with her feces

I went to a place in the poconos and this waitress shit on my table,, oh shit son, you got a gem job kid,, damnnnnnnn boooyeeee!

campfaced

To be extremely drunk while camping.

We're going to get campfaced this weekend.

pop it

A variation of daps in which one person extends a closed fist, and the second person slaps the top of the fist.
This gesture is used when a comeback is so good that daps simply isn't enough.

"Oh by the way, you got a letter from Denda."
"Denda?"
"De-end-a my DICK, nigga!... POP IT!"

Oliver

A male orange tabby cat. Olivers are gentle, loving, goofy, and adorable. They love to play tug of war, jump up on high beams and cuddle on cold winter nights. They are pleasure seekers, so please don't overfeed them.

Olivers are the best kitties ever. If one wants to adopt you, let him. You won't regret it.

That Oliver is such a kitty. He's a real good one.

It's my turn to have the Oliver. He's been cuddling with you all night.

The Oliver shows his love by kneading and suckling.

Gromnir

1. A certain individual whose mother (or father) happens to look like or be an orc. It is colloquially used as an insult for the mere though of having intercourse with a tusked orc is quite insane.

2. A person with no brains at all, who wishes to inflict harm upon another human. See also zombie

3. A creature that lives in salt-marshs and rock cliffs, feeding primarily upon crabs. The gromnir is a peaceful creature, and is very intellegent. They are preyed upon by "Vermicious Knids". They are incredibly rare and seeing one is considered fantastic luck.

1. "Shut the hell up you dumb gromnir!"

2. "Look out, the gromnirs are attacking!"

3. "LOOK! Over near those cliffs, its a gromnir! Good luck for the rest of the year is ours!"

cyber ship

Noun: The computer or laptop or any other device used to cruise the internet.

Is that your notebook? Yup, it's fast and it serves as my cyber ship that I use to surf the web.

TyShaunda

A very beautiful girl. She's smart and very intelligent. Not to mention a girl that has a big booty!

TyShaunda is so fine!

potatochop

To edit with Photoshop.

That image is totally potatochopped.

Ensnare the Carebear

To "Ensnare the Carebear" is to trap and ensnare those whom you know have "a thing" for you or "are in like" with you. They keep them on the hook for their own selfish reasons, usually for financial, emotional or self-esteem related fulfillment.

The key fact here is that the feelings of the "Carebear" are not reciprocated by the one "Ensnaring the Carebear" - they don't like the Carebear but are just leading them on. One who "Ensnares the Carebears" is a Carebear Ensnarer, oft confused with the much similar Jay Amatya, well they are pretty much the same.

A girl one-way webcams (she has a webcam he doesn't) with said guy everyday and does absurd things such as.. say.. eating pretzels seductively. She obviously has some kind of attraction to him whereas he doesn't yet just lets her continue simply because this boosts his ego.

This is only one simple example on how many horrible human beings out there "Ensnare the Carebear" =O

Armando

Is usually a Hispanic guy. He is known to be talented, full of passion and vision.

He is his own person, random and not afraid to be who he is.

1) He is gifted - he's probably an Armando.

2) Dude, someone let it rip! must have been Armando.

3) Who ate all the food? Armando.

Beaven

A state of mind where everything around you is superb

"Wow, this is all so beaven!"
"I'm really beaven right now!"

Seameanted

Seaâ€¢meanâ€¢ted |'sÄ“mÉ™n'ted|
verb trans.
The action of impregnating a woman (out of wedlock) in order to seal the deal.

Guy#1: Dude I just seameanted Deborah for life!
Guy#2: Like a boss?!?!

llam

the noise yoshi from super mario makes when he eats things/people

you just got LLAMed

shaunify

The act of having a Taiwanese hooker massage the back of your knees with blended fish gills, while in the the hollowed out carcass of a large mammal, preferably a camel.

Me and Mr. Ellan went to San Francisco and he totally got shaunified by three dudes.

Let's shaunify the freshman after school!

Ewok

(verb) To ruin an otherwise excellent film by introducing a cheesy element which attempts to cater to the director's children. In all likelihood, however, they are probably embarrassed by it.

George Lucas totally ewoked The Phantom Menace with Anakin Skywalker's precocious one-liners.

sighmo

sighmo sahy-moh

-verb (used without object)
1.to let out out one's breath audibly, as from sorry, weariness or relief. BUT MORE.
2. to yearn or long; pine. BUT MORE.
3. to make a sound suggesting a sigh: sighing wind. BUT MORE.

-noun
4. The act or sound of sighing. BUT MORE.

-verb (used with object)
5. to express or utter with a sigh. BUT MOAARRRRR.

Johnny was once again quick to the draw with his wife Mary in bed last night. "God damn! again!? I suck at this Mary," said Johnny. "SIGHMO," says Mary.

The Hangover

A ridiculously overrated comedy from 2009 that is often quoted non-stop by annoying wannabe fan-boys.

Wannabe 1 : Dude we are so cool for knowing all the lines in The Hangover.

Wannabe 2 : I know ! I can't believe it doesn't feature as # 1 in IMDB's top 250.

Lantz

A dumbass. Someone who acts like they know what they're talking about, but in reality has no fucking idea. The kid who gets made of all the time, and for perfectly good reason.

John - Dude, did you hear what Alex said about California?
Sally - Yeah, that fag is such a Lantz.

Alex - Hey guys
Bryan - Shut the fuck up Lantz.

Box Warmer

A box warmer is a wool garment shaped like a purse. One strap hangs from your neck, while the other loops around through your legs to go around the back of your shoulders. In the front connecting the straps is a square piece of material, usually wool, to keep your unmentionables warm.
Usually worn on a chilly day under ones clothes

It was quite cold out this morning so I wore my box warmer

WOTD

Word of The Day. Specifically pertaining to Urban Dictionary's word of the day.

Hahaha you see the WOTD? Fucking classic!

german skateboard

also known as the fingerboard, like a tech deck, but greater quality and amazing craftmans ship

do you like my new german skateboard? its the latest fingerboard technology.

10 footer

When a woman looks hot from 10 feet away and more, but there is something seriously wrong with her when you are face to face.

That girl is a 10 footer. Once I got next to her i realized that she was a butterface.

Yusuff

Tall, large black man. possibly the biggest you've ever seen. if you Drink his BLL he will fade you.

Tobin: Omg, did you just see what Yusuff did to that white boy?
Jamie: Yeah dude, he shouldn't have drank his BLL, bad move.

nagger

Someone who annoys you.

Wow that black person is really a Nagger.

purple peacock

One can often find purple peacocks watching French films, excessively wearing feminine colors, tackling a stair master, refusing to watch sports and/or take part in any manly activities. These unique, but quite common, creatures hook up with copious amounts of girls (usually unattractive ones), denying their true sexual attraction to men. These poor creatures suffer through a life of loneliness and self reflection, as they constantly try to prove to themselves that they are not gay.

"Karl, who was the beat chick you brought back last night?"

"I don't know, but we wear the same underwear and we fell asleep watching Twilight together. It was a lovely night."

"What a purple peacock!"

Urban Facebooker

One who goes to Urban Dictionary and looks up their name. They will usually scroll through a few selections in order to find the one they like best or is "most suited for them." They will then copy and paste the definition in their facebook status, a note, or their about me box. They do all this not realizing most of the people who add people's names to urbandictionary.com are creeps and stalkers who have an obsession with someone so much so they felt the world should see the unhealthy relationship.

Guy #1: What was up with that girl quoting urban dictionary for her about me box, if she is so unoriginal she has to go find some creepy definition, that was meant for someone else, to describe her she can't be that special.

Guy #2: She is an Urban Facebooker...that's how they are.

beck

verb - getting sexed by a fat/older and possibly married woman.

created after the historical moment and jordan middle school when a teacher, Mrs. Beck, turned herself in for having sexual relations with a 14-year-old student.

"Dude i was so drunk last night i got becked!"

"You've told me this story every day this week...are you sure you're getting drunk everynight?"

Gaagandu People

The coolest group of people you ever had the privilege to meet.

Person 1: "Hey you heard of the Gaagandu people?"
Person 2: "Yea I've heard those guys are fucking awesome"
Person 1:*sigh*"I wish i was one of them"

kreem mop

A kreem mop is a guy that is in the so called "friends zone" with a girl and often acts as her shoulder to cry on when another guy who she has sex and/or a relationship with, dumps her or causes her emotional pain. He is a kreem mop because the "asshole" guy has sex with her while the "friends zone" guy is there to clean up the other man's wrong doings as he comforts her and bears all the emotional complaining.

Guy 1: Do you intend to escalate things with her?

Guy 2: No dude, I intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy fucks her in the ass and cums on her face while I'm the kreem mop there to clean her up.

Bombskavich

Something that is really awesome or cool in a superior way.
Being better than "the bomb" or "the bomb diggity"

Having qualities of greatness or being amazing.

This food is the bombskavich, it's the best I've ever tasted.

That place is the bombskavich, you can't find a better deal in town.

She is the bombskavich, you'll never meet a more talented awesome person.

That was the bombskavich!!

Rafiel

Sexiest man on earth. Usually leaves the females dazed.

"OMG did you see him? He's such a Rafiel"

Nerr

One Who is Completely Black not bleach mainly Coming from the southside of California, and is not like others.They Base There Lives on B.O.E black over everything

Yo, Wassup My Nerr Keepin It Boe ?
Hell yeaah my Nerr Ferr!

trans folk

Transsexual and/or transgender people. Good word for allies who think other words sound clinical or awkward.

"Trans folk are totally awesome."

spitting spelunker

Just another name for the dick.

I took my spitting spelunker deep last night.

Douche Vessel

a large vehicle for the transportation of douche, ie... more douche than just a douche bag

That dude just tried to rip me off, he is such a douche vessel

Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel

Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel

Fluffkin

Something or someone that is cute, and or a cute nickname for someone you love!

Look at that adorable fluffkin... Fluffkin I love you!

Poomba

A morbidly obese female. She would be reminiscent of the character in "The Lion King", by the same name. The word may also apply to men, but mostly females. In dating sites they may consider themselves to be a BBW.

Oh man, I woke up this morning next to a poomba. I really should stop drinking so much.

Hey man, look at the moo-moo that poomba is wearing.

justin beiber

The complete polar oppisite of definition#12

Fuck justin beiber and his cock sucking cum slurping mouth.

You know how america apologized for slavery? well canada should do the same with justin beiber!

Aviza

Lithuanian for Oats

Aviza as in Oats, not the credit card.

Whatever!

Girl: "you're really annoying." Guy: "W!"

FILGD

Fuck it, let's get drunk

I'm sick of homework, FILGD!