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So what does 2011 Nationwide Series champion Ricky Stenhouse Jr. do for an encore? How about a repeat performance that includes double-digit wins in 2012?
The phone call came, of all times, when Cole Whitt was home in Southern California visiting his parents for Christmas. It was from his manager, and the request was urgent -- could he get back to North Carolina the next day to meet with JR Motorsports? And suddenly Whitt was on a red-eye, and suddenly he was in a conference room with Dale Earnhardt Jr., and suddenly he was the driver of a car capable of winning the Nationwide Series championship.
Nationwide Series rookie of the year Timmy Hill didn't wreck any cars in 2011, mainly because he knew Rick Ware Racing didn't have any cars to wreck.
Richard Petty Motorsports announced on Thursday the formation of a Nationwide Series team with driver Michael Annett and his long-time partner Pilot Flying J. The team will be run out of RPM's Concord, N.C. race shop and will vie for the Nationwide Series championship.
CONCORD, N.C. -- The secret can now be revealed: The main reason why Kevin Harvick decided to shut down his race team at the end of the season? Because wife, DeLana, is 14 weeks pregnant.
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A great way to clear some extra friends from your facebook profile, by deciding if they're worth wishing them a happy birthday or not.

When you see on Facebook that it's someones birthday they are automatically up to the test, and you decide to either pass them, or flunk them, according to how much you care for them:
1. They pass - you wish them a happy birthday by posting on their facebook wall.
2. They flunk - you unfriend them.

Jerry: Why did you unfriend Mel?
Kathy: She just didn't pass the facebook birthday test...

Jon (on Bill's facebook wall): Happy birthday man! Looks like you passed the facebook birthday test! LOLL

(A Reference from Anime series "The Wallflower" )
A Beautiful Glamorous Person that Shimmers and sparkles like a blinding light!
(comic moment)
And to a normal peasant person it will cause a massive nose blood fountain and has to hide from the amazing light.

A-((Glamorous Person enters the room with amazing God glow!))
B-"OMG...its a Radiant Light Person!"
B- Normal person- has to shun away to avoid a massive nose blood Fountain (To late bloody fountain spurts into the air)
B-wuh wuh :(

A "swingrich" is a CPOS (Cheating Piece Of Shit) masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person.

"I thought he was ethically nonmonogamous but he was just a swingrich."

An accusation of a anyone who has come to have an opinion of another due to their own critical analysis and reasoning of what they have witnessed or experienced when they have had encounter's with another species of man.

Fear causes racism.

When a puppy dog and a kitten come face to face for the first time the puppy generally chases the kitten as it see's it as something to play with, through fear the kitten fights back and scratches the dog. The dog gets hurt and runs away. When the puppy grows into an adult dog and see's a cat it will bark loud to scare it and let it know it's there, then chase it with anger as it remembers what happened the first time it encountered that four legged but different looking creature. Is this called racism. No, once you witness this you understand the dogs attitude causing it's behavior.

If a different looking two legged creature scares another two legged creature it is only due to language and communication that our fears become irrelevant.

Language and communication should eradicate fears amongst what is supposedly the most intelligent form of life.

Eradicate fear amongst the different species of mankind, then racism maybe eradicated from both our dictionary and vocabulary.

To be successful at doing a "sandy", it requires a male to pull two female's on the same night, or simultaneously. The girl's in question must be friend's and one must be Finnish and the other Greek.

"just been doing a sandy with those two over there"

An illusion between sadness and confusion.

happiness is what we think it to be

This is a combination of fantastic and autistic. This is a person that is autistic and has a talent that people think is fantastic. Kinda like rain man who could do mathmatical equations instantly.

It is fantastistic how he can stack those playing cards 6 feet high without having them collapse!

It can be fantastistic to be autistic when you have a fascinating ability to do something far better than almost anyone else.

Sushi that you tried to make yourself but messed up.

Bought fish from the store and tried to make some sushi at home, ended up with pushi.

Fuck Yeah Sex And Drugs, a blog.

Person 1: Do you blog on tumblr?
Person 2: Yeah. I follow fuckyeahsexanddrugs

Random Person: I LOVE FYSAD!

Profuse, intense and extremely full oral sex, as performed on a female person.

Just look at Trevor's beard! Looks like he just ate a huge seafood dinner.

The four-dimensional form of the two-dimensional "dust," from Philip Pullman's "His Dark Materials" series. Found across the nation in humans and kruzztaceans alike.

1.) I wouldn't go to that party, it's going to be kruzzt.

2.) Wait, but Elena's sooo not kruzzt, she wouldn't do that.

3.) Stay away from that guy, he's a kruzztacean.

A more intense cunt kinda like an evolved pokemon.

"Okay Brian, Priority 1, I got to get this cuntopus to let me into Math Class."

A family consisting of the most amazing Italian/Canadians in the World.

-Who just won that sports event/ science fair/ music competition/ other event where winning is possible?

-It was a Mammarella. Duh.

A person who eats cum for food. Is often homosexual.

Wow. Jim is a real cum whore after cumming in his own mouth by mistake.

A girl that is gorgeous and has huge boobs!
Her tits are just out there in your face all the time!

Girl 1: Did you see that girl that just walked by?
Girl 2: Yea! She was a Patti Big Sacks!

When a man usually African American with a beard is performing cunninglus on a female and his beard tickles their anus causing them to body slam the man's face.

Tyrone: Hey Fred, I just totally gave your mom an African Tickler and she busted my lip.

Fred: Your gross man! Get the hell away from me!

slang for rim job

yo girl, let me get the rimmy martin.

holding a woman's hair with one or both hands in various forms of sex, from the front or from behind

"she tried to get away but I controlled the situation with her husky reins"

All the Indian Pakistani Bangladeshi types working for KBR in Iraq or Afghanistan. Some are really coolio and dream of the great 7-11 in the sky the USA, some hate the USA cause we pay them $5 a day. The ones in country work their asses off at laundry or cooking, but the ones in the bazaars are real rip off artists, swindling Joes, who miss the great PX in the sky Wal-Mart back home

The coolies in the DEFAC are great but the ones at the bazaar selling bootleg DVDs and trinket are real cocks.

an ultra-liberal faggot through and through.

Hey did you vote for this guy?

Hell no! He's a total sportsdad!

a damn strange enigma that wholly and completely fulfills all of the weirdness that encompasses this entire universe

Dude, WTF was that?

Not sure man, must've been a pintnight.

the very definition of lazy fucktard. Basically likes to ride penis all day and pretend to be married.

Dude that guy is a total rockon. He doesn't do a goddam thing all day except attempt to make fun of people on the internet.

A corporation run by sellouts that previously aimed to help the machinima art form thrive, but has recently forsaken it in favor of thoughtless gameplay videos that they can make a higher profit off of.

Dave: I just finished my cinematic machinima that took me 3 years of hard work and dedication to create!

Jim: That's nice, but don't try to submit it to Machinima.com. They only care about shitty MW3 quickscope videos nowadays because they're greedy assholes.

Irizarry, an ancient people from The Basque country. Located around the western end of the Pyrenees on the coast of the Bay of Biscay and straddles parts of north-central Spain and south-western France. These people are some of the most amazing looking people on the planet.

Neither French nor Spanish, the Irizarry men tend to be more beautiful than the women of their heritage. In ancient times they used to be lords to goat shepherds and were known to fuck their goats more so than their own wives.

Wow that Mr.Irizarry sure is Handsome!
Goat Fucker!

name meaning quirky, funny, magnetic personality. Very attractive and destined for greatness. Can get moody, but its best to stay on her good side, she is extremely violent. She may have a lot of swag and is very confident in who she is. Do not get confused with Melanie.

"She got a lot of mahlani"

archaic /early 70's:- one who does or may indulge in sodomy /maybe fisting.

The way he eyes up other guys makes me think he may be a chocolate puncher.

Someone versed in the art of the vagina; So good in bed that it's magical; As if they were using vag-magic.

That guys such a Vagician!
You should just get a job as a Vagician.

A condition reached when, being sick or injured, a person spends countless hours online researching and self-diagnosing, rather than going to an actual doctor and actually getting better.

"I definitely tore my meniscus."

"Did you go to the doctor?"

"No. What's that overpaid quack going to do for me? I got on WebMD and got meducated."

Generially a short African American, or just African man that generially suffers from use of preformance enhancing drugs and very, VERY small genitalia. Therefore, "De'Markus" is the Asian man of the African American community.

"In a porno, you can guess a black man's name by his height, and size of his wang. If he's short, and his ding-dong is literally concave, then his name is (most likely) De'Markus."

Honest, trustworthy. Amazing kisser. Totally hot body, his 1 of a kind and very rare to find. Someone who is a blessing in your life and will be by your side forever. His very kind and giving. His a srtong but yet has a soft heart. His crazy funny and will always lighten up your mood. He will do anything for the people he admires and loves. A true freind inside and out. A smart young man to perfection. Someone who will stand up for what is right and fight for good. Someone who believes in his values and never forgets the right. Someone who will forgive instantly but never tends to hurt anyone else

Yolan

Extremely attractive on most days; normally skinny; sweet; can always cheer you and make you smile no matter what; hilarious; definitely best friend material; overprotective; easily jealous; sensitive; caring; loving; adorable; moody; great lover; big penis; a great guy all around.

Did you see that Zackaria?! He's so amazing!

This dude I met last night was sooo amazing! I'm pretty sure he was a Zackaria.

A staunchly conservative, good-looking South Carolinian.

That Stephen Colbert is a real Charleston dandy!

Frobruary is the new name for the month that succeeds January.

Formerly February, this month is known as the Black History Month.

Frobruary is a word, YES , but its also a movement that promotes natural hair and raises awareness around the identity issues related to hair in the black community.

the prefix ''fro'' refers to: '' of or connected with Africa ''

and the sufix ''ary'' a person who, a place where, a thing which, or pertaining to; connected with; having the character of

Yoo girl, Nice fro, do you rock that style all year 'round, or only during Frobruary ??

Hey Rasta, are you ready for Frobruary ?

Damn, its time to go natural, its freakin' Frobruary !!

The most amazing girl with a pretty smile. Really clumsy and bad at making jokes, but funny when she doesn't know it and is way too nice for her own good. Wisaal knows her limits and won't nag you like most of the other b*tches in the world. She's super mysterious and doesn't say what's on her mind most of the time, and it's impossible to guess what she's thinking. You'll never know what she's about to do next. Good at solving problems and giving advice but is completely clueless when it comes to having her own issues. She procrastinates a ton and will eventually find out if you're hiding something from her (trust me dude). Has a lot of secrets of her own and won't tell you unless you annoy her to the most extent. Plays impossible to get. Bad at predicting and guessing what's going to happen next, but somehow knows when you're thinking at like all times.

"Wow, I totally just met a Wisaal!"

"You gotta hold on to her, man. Wisaals are hard to find nowadays."

Someone that is a Dog Doctor and a Dog whisper. May love to take dogs on walks but only for exactly 14 minutes and 35 seconds. Always smells like dogs and wears a paper bag as a jumper. You may want to keep your dog on a lead near this person as they like to steal dogs if they think they aren't being walked properly.

Omg, put your dog on a lead! The Woofprenuer is near!

misspelling porn

I was really horny and put pron instead of porn

A really sweet girl, who is stunningly beautiful. she is liked by everybody and has a heart of gold. Rylee is the kind of person you want to have by your side in life.

Aww, you seem really sweet, and your beautiful; is your name Rylee?

a very curvy blonde with a nice butt and a great rack.loves to be different and is always funny. she'll play it dumb but very smart. everyone's jealous because shes so beautiful, but watch out, katheryns are crazy,loud, social butterflies!

guy 1: "so i heard you partied with a chick?"
guy 2: "yeah she was a total katheryn!"

Purchasing an online forum with the belief of changing the forum for the better, only to ban everyone who does not agree with the new leadership and rules. Then running the board into the ground until no one posts anymore.

Those guys really pulled a Posi-Hitler on the weightlifting forums. They thought that changing the rules would make it a better place, but all they did was ban the people that made it entertaining. I see maybe 10-15 new posts a day when it used to be 100 or more.

When your testicles are sticking to the side of your leg

I'm wearing shorts so my testicles are sgripping.

The delicious scrambled eggs you wake up to after using egg whites as lube.

Following a passionate and well lubricated night, Tom was looking forward to having breakfast in bed.

(v) a powerful movement in which a person/group makes, that changes history. In most cases, such a movement causes hatred by others that are envious of the success, that person/group reaches together

Cityboi makes PowerMoves EVERYDAY!!!!!

Home Town Hero is a PowerMove type cd.

When a dude is all up in your grill about not wearing a tie on your 2nd last day.

Oh man, did you see Dellers get all Tradam on Jake this morning?

The act of eating a girl out while exhaling smoke from a cigarette or blunt into the girl's vagina.

"Dude I'm so tired"
"what did you do last night?"
"I was with this girl all night"
"What did you do?"
"I gave her a Waynejob"
"Badass!"

When someone Ejaculates while they're a virgin.

"Hey i got turned down for losing my virginity so i just had to go for another Virjaculation."

used when the mother of child wants to manipulate the father in some way by depriving the father visitation and using the guise of it being "that bitch" the fathers girlfriend, friend, or any female the said mother is slightly jealous of or feels is leverage enough to use against said father

dad to baby momma: so can _______ come visit for the weekend, as outlined in our papers?

baby momma to dad: no

dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!

baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.

At first glance, this may not sound like a very important or glamorous position. However, when the clipboard holder has an mba and calls most of the shots in an organization, it's actually the most esteemed position on the executive team.

When the scrapsisters begged Lolo to be their clipboard holder, she screeched and jumped into a joyful herky. She snached up her clipboard, and ran off to write the business plan. We're printing her business cards on recycled cardboard tomorrow!

A grown up version of hippie chic. Glamorizing everyday household items and clothing accessories with ric rac, ribbon, buttons and scraps. Scarecrow chic eradicates former stigmas with painfully hip style.

A leading brand of women's backpacks called us in a panic. "Help! These bags are too boring. We need you to scarecrow chic them!"

The facial expression for "I want a cock in my mouth." - does quite look like giving a blowjob without the "job".

Jenna: *Duck face*
Bobby: Alright, I'm ready when you are *unzips pants*
Jenna: OMG naw i don't want to suck your three inch.
Bobby: You do realize that you look like you want to give somebody a blowjob, right?
Jenna: OMG NO, Duckface is soo cute and swagger.
Bobby: *Idiots and swaggots these days.*
*NOTE: The characters mentioned are in no-way related to any other person, real or fictional. Any possible resemblance is coincidental and is unintended.

A girl who likes to take advantage of guys,goes for a guy who has some nice things like a nice sports car, in which the guy stole that girl from you, when he is about to hit rock bottom on his life, then she comes back at you like a boomerang.

Noun

Wow, that girl was a boomerang girl because she came back to that guy after she left him for that hot Mustang guy.

- A.J. Soprano:" Despite what you think, food is NOT the answer to everything." - Tony: "Neither is acting like a whiney little bitch."



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